martedì, luglio 11, 2006from CRAPFEST to FUNFEST!!!
those were the words the lady at the counter muttered when she confiscated my 200-peso bill. 
i felt so humiliated and defeated when she told me that my money was a fake. i didn't doubt her sincerity, but those weren't enough to give comfort for what had happened that time. at least she was human enough to be nice to me... compared to the woman who was after me. she totally gave me a sour look like i was the philippines' most wanted criminal. you woman!!! i was the victim!! i never plotted to do such a cruel act!! i was a mere victim of some other person's devious and shameful wrongdoing!!! maawa kayo sa kin.. wag niyo ko pagbintangan!!! i was so nerve-racked and paranoid at that moment. so many things were running through my mind... am i gonna be put to jail? will i be dragged into the mall's management and be probed about possessing such a thing? will they accuse me of being part of some money-fakin' gang? will i be questioned as the mastermind, and will they look for my gangmates? CRAP!!! FUCK IT!! i'm friggin' innocent!!! BIKTIMA AKO DITO DI AKO KRIMINAL!!! ***message to one of the crew at SM BICUTAN who questioned me like he was some sort of interrogator*** EXCUSE ME MISTER!!! screw you!!! how dare you look at me like i was the one spreading the fake money? you're not the chief of police to accuse me!!! i know people from the bureau who can put you to your rightful place!! oh my gosh, i think i'm about to hyperventilate!!!
***good thing when i got home i found some peace while munching on my beloved heaven-sent bar of dark chocolate. my cousin, mai, brought some comic relief when she told me about her zanjoe marudo convo.. it was an actual phone call by the way.. she ain't fakin'!! vote for him at candy's certified cuties :)
here's how their convo went:
mel ricks, a friend of mai, texts: mai, call me now..
mai calls her at her mobile phone
mai: hello? o, bakit?
mel: wait lang...
mai hears a familiar deep voice her heart skipping a beat...zanjoe :)
zanjoe: hello mai?
mai: hello.. sino 'to?
z: si zanjoe..
mai speechless for a moment...
m: di nga?
z: o ano? friend mo ba 'to si mel? (laughing)
mai totally in "kilig" mode.. screaming her heart out "silently"
m: oo.. nasaan kayo? (smiling from ear to ear)
z: sa abs...
m: aaa... hehe (with a loss for words)
m: pede na kay mel? (blushing)
z: ayoko nga! ako lang kausapin mo! (teasing and laughing)
mai laughs nervously... but "kilig-ly" (i quoted her ok? haha it's a new word..haha)
z: joke lang eto na! (giving the phone to mel)
*** note: mai's trying to update her blog using mine.. haha.. nakiki-blog ang squatter!!!***
***later that afternoon, we danced, leaped and ran like maniacs at the heavy rain. it was a spur-of-moment thing. we relived our childhood laughing and totally enjoyed ourselves even if others were strangely looking at us like we were some mental patients or some autistic kids. i felt so relieved and relaxed. every stress i felt today were washed away. it felt serene. for a moment i had inner peace. i felt revived, reenergized. i believe God never allowed me to end this day with a grudgy feeling, He totally renewed me. i thank Him for this blessed shower. it's like a blessing amidst whatever that happened.
***wacky addition: my cousin and i brought our "reliving our childhood" moment to the extreme. we took a bath together like when we were 4 years old. i know, i know.. it's the fulfillment of every perverted guy's fantasies. hahaha i'm in a damn crazy mood today.. thanks mai..
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